The venue looks great.
It's a free bar.
I need to:-
Lose 17 million stones by Friday.
Get a spray tan.
Get my nails done.
Get my hair done.
Have eyelash extensions.
Buy a new dress/cardigan strokelacycoverupmyarmsthingie/shoes/
Jewellery/ industrial strength hold it all in/hoist it all up underwear.
I have a new dress. I hate it. It makes me look like an overstuffed sofa.
I Would rather stick pins in my eyes than paint myself orange.
Ditto the eyelash thingies.
No amount of industrial strength under garment is going to disguise this amount of timber.
Eastenders is on on Friday and if I watch it for long enough there might be a good bit. Probably.