Are you ready for this?
Hmmm I don't think you are.
I'll just pause a little and let you gather yourselves in anticipation.
Y'know how rock n' roll me and my other half are? (snigger)
SID DISHES!!!! Never Mind The Washing Up - there's Anarchy in the Kitchen.
Oh how I laughed when I saw him.
And laughed even more at the looks I got in Matalan when I stood in the queue for the tills proudly holding him in front of me.
Rock an' bloody Roll!!!!!