Except for these beauties. I paid a fiver for them in a charrie shop and they still had the labels on the bottom. I stroke them occasionally to make sure they're ok and not feeling neglected.
Strangely enough my daughter loves them too and nags me on a weekly basis to borrow them. Bad mommy refuses because they are her preciouses.
Daughter has purchased a rather natty black cat suit to go out in on Friday. She came into my room to seek my opinion. Her eyes swivelled covetously towards my shoes. "No" I stated without looking up from my book. "But mom" she said slipping one foot surreptitiously into a shoe "look how good they look!" She had managed to slip the other one on too. "No!" I asserted again, refusing to look and bristling slightly that she had dared to put them on
She whined. She cajoled. She wheedled. She played the "but if you loved me " card. I remained strong.
"But I'll look after them. I won't let anyone near them" she continued fluttering her lashes and widening her eyes in a puppy like manner.
I put my book down and regarded my darling daughter steadily before advising her that if I lent them to her it wouldn't feel right when I wanted to wear them in bed again.
She gaped open mouthed for a second before screeching "mother you did not just say that to me". She clapped her hands over her ears. "You mean they're your sex shoes?" "Ewwwwwwwww!!" She may have turned a nice shade of puce.
I smiled innocently, raised an eyebrow. and bid her a good night.
I wonder whether she'll ask me again?
Bad mommy signing off.
Brilliant! I bet she won't ask again, and of course now you've made your bloggy friends wonder too, hehe!
ReplyDeleteI have to maintain my air of mystique and intrigue Louise!!
Deletehaha, that's ok, I didn't want an answer!
DeleteGood one!
ReplyDeleteYou minx!
ReplyDeleteAnd proud!
DeleteMost excellent!!!
ReplyDeleteMost excellent!
ReplyDeleteWhy thank you milady!
DeleteMy 83 year old Aunt would like those!
ReplyDeleteAh I remember your post about your aunt's shoes! What a lady!
DeleteI'll stick to my DM's LOL
ReplyDeleteMe too - although in those I look like a cross between Jo Brand and Millie Tant from the Viz comic!!
DeleteI almost choked on my bran flakes then Kim! I don't know if you were serious or not, but you have made me laugh!!
ReplyDeleteMy work here is done! xx
DeleteLove it Kim!
ReplyDeletexx
Snigger...honestly our kids seem to think we all take a vow of celibacy once we've had the little darlings.
ReplyDeleteArilx
I love playing this stunt, gets the same reaction every time :)
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