Y'know sometimes it's good on these drearisome days to break away from the mundane and let some colour and pattern into your life.
|Do you favour stars?|
|Or Dotty Dots?|
|Rather 70s inspired circles within circles?|
|Or neat little lines of multicoloured flowers?|
Can't make your mind up?
Well why not go for all four?!
This toilet tissue is so posh it has a go-faster pink inner tube! It is truly the Christian Laboutin of bog roll!
How utterly decadent !
Guess who bought this eh? hmmm?? Well I'll give you a clue. It wasn't Kevin the Teenager. Nor was it Diva Daughter. I'd go as far as to say that it wasn't me either. I wasn't in the Country. Nuh-uh. Nope. I would never entertain such frivolity in the smallest room! Which leaves that big rough an' tough punk man of mine. Named and shamed methinks! Of course he will state in a Court of Law that said purchase only fell into his basket because it was "on offer" m'lud.
If you say so my love!
Now where else in the blogosphere would you find a post dedicated to such a subject eh? You shouldn't be shocked really cos (wait for it)
- it's just how I roll.
See what I did then?!!